The Cryptid - Part One | We Won't Finish This Podcast #6

Cryptozoology has nothing to do with Gigapets, but is a pseudoscience that studies legendary animals or monsters like Bigfoot, the presumably lonely Loch Ness Monster, Mothman, and so on. If you were a Cryptozoologist that was really into Bigfoot, what would you have in your home office? Maybe you would have a bunch of stuff like this Bigfoot Museum. Either way, the office is probably messy and full of signs of financial ruin. If you were a Cryptozoologist, would you fake Bigfoot evidence during your big break with Netflicks for a documentary and become a disgraced Cryptozoologist? Maybe you would set up your hairy cousin Ted with Hypertrichosis to live in someone’s woods for a while to exchange poorly whittled dolls with a local. It could have been the next Barbenheimer! Netflicks marketing even called it “Cabbage-Squatch''. 

After owning the scandal, maybe you could regain fame and acclaim by starting a podcast with an alternate persona? After a while, it might lead you to some soul searching, even after the invitation to the World Cryptozoology Summit comes. You can’t come clean with your followers just yet even if your position has changed. The amenities are just too great! There’s first class everything to get you to The Cryptid, which is a luxury resort and conference center in Bermuda. After getting to the airport, things start to take a turn and odd things begin to happen more and more that might make you feel a bit… unsettled.

Some additional references in this episode include Legends of the Hidden Temple, the Bigfoot famous walk, and wrestling’s “It’s still real to me” moment.

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Music: Dirty Pots ft. Zeebz